Category: Joke Board
The Top 20 OJ Simpson Defense Rhymes
20> It was only a heist --
nobody got sliced.
19> If they stole my shit,
you must acquit!
18> I never do nothin' but I always get blamed.
My mug shot ain't the only thing that's been framed.
17> Yo, *my* name's on the brass,
So "theft"? Kiss my ass!
16> C'mon, those items all were mine!
Since when did repo become a crime?
15> If the memorabilia belongs to the Juice,
then do the right thing and let me go loose!
14> You can't convict me of a crime
just because you think I'm slime.
13> You acquitted me of homicide,
so I didn't realize laws applied.
12> That set up was cold, man.
I blame old man Goldman!
11> Haters are listing my shit too low,
according to "Killer Souvenir Roadshow!"
10> Don't put me to death --
I was whacked out on meth!
9> If I truly *meant* to be hurtin',
their jugulars would've been spurtin'.
8> I had to get my stuff back, honey.
The Browns and Goldmans got all my money!
7> I would admit it,
"If I Did It."
6> I hope each of you jurists believes
I was looking for the *real* thieves.
5> You shouldn't have nabbed me --
that makes me get stabby.
4> I was just looking for the key
to my rental car, a Hertz Grand Prix.
3> It was just a dry run
for the new "Naked Gun."
2> I screamed, "It's my memorabilia!
Give it back or I'll kill y-- er... file a complaint
with the concierge."
and the Number 1 OJ Simpson Defense Rhyme...
1> The charges are quite simply outrageous!
Besides, you know, "What happens in Vegas...
hahaha!
What's this, a top something list Becky?
My favorite is:
2> I screamed, "It's my memorabilia!
Give it back or I'll kill y-- er... file a complaint
with the concierge."
Bob
Hmmm rather disterving.
funny.
Hahahahaha! Quite a few of these made me chuckle. I liked number nineteen. LOL.
LOL
The juice is gonna get squeezed on this one